Hi my names Kaylee, i'm going to skip the fake parts by saying oh i'm a nice girl and i'm looking for love and prince charming and all that crap. i'm going to be honest and tell you how it is about me. everyone who wants to chat to me should read this and pay attention before you even message me i don't want anyone messaging me saying you have an attitude yeah i do, so what Fuck off with my capital F you don't know me or know what i've been through so don't judge me so go Jog = Do 1. don't bother saying oh can i see your tits or you have a nice body babe marry me please no foriegn guys either = russian, polish, indian, pakistan, afgan, or any other greasey looking sllimeballs Piss off with my capital P not interested i'm not racist i'm just me and i'm painfully honest i don't like you Do 1 = Jog on. Right now as you can tell i'm honest i have an opinion yeah what because i'm female i'm not allowed yes i'm a bitch and a good one at that. i'm a self confessed shopaholic, shoeaholic, sexaholic, i drink i smoke maybe too much at times but i don't care i'm only here once. i'm aggressive i'm arguementative, i love to dance i love my family but i love/hate my sister. I love dogs but i hate cats, i own more clothes then i need, i collect handbags, i have a vast collection of lipstick, i own sexy underwear, i don't drive, im lazy i sleep alot, when i'm drunk i'm not faithfull, i should grow up but i wont, i'm independent, i like RNB music, i paint my nails far too much, i love mirrors yes i'm vain, i'm hard to handle, i'm loving, i'm evil, i'm good, i'm bad, i hate cheap wine, i love malibu, i get hyper on red bull, i don't do one night stands. i like kissing, being told i'm beautiful, i hate wimpy men, i love chocolate, don't ask me if i spit or swallow, i like muscles, i love chinese food, i hate curry, i cant stand politics and hate war, when i'm grumpy leave me alone, spoil me, i hate jealous people but i'm a jealous person myself, i hate smelly feet, i don't do webcams, no you can't have my number, no i won't marry you, i'm scared of the dark, i love comedy movies, i hate reading so read the paper for me, i love massages but i hate giving them, i hate men who snore, i'm a diva. if you have anything interesting to say message me if not then why you still here.
I am a very out going person who loves to be adventurous. I like hanging out with family/friends and sharing a nice bottle of wine. I enjoy lots of different things and try to live life to the fullest. I get excited about trying something new at least once anyway. I enjoy reading a good book, listening to music of all kinds, or watching a movie with someone special. I am looking to broaden my horizons. I am a very confident /independent person who makes family and friends a top priority. I am looking for someone who is laid back, enjoys socializing and hanging out with family / friends, as a great out look on life and positive attitude, strong family values, and independent. If you can make me laugh your off to a great start. Must be a confident person who knows what he wants and goes for it. He also must be able to have a conversation on a wide range of subjects. If you're intrested email me xxxxx
DJ put that record on, that's my song, that's my shit, poppin' Henny XO, all these hoe's on my dick, betcha wanna see this booty bounce, betcha wanna see this booty bounce. elle.twenty-two.essex....? my megane convertible. iPhone. cute texts. mr hudson. sleeping. miami vice. long journeys. cuddles. brandy & coke. handbags. sambucca. walking along broadstairs beach. late nights. my best friend. london. uggs. b&h silver ciggarettes. glee. apple lucozade. boston legal. music. photography. - these are all the things i love.
Well, I'm down to earth, independent & loyal. My friends say I'm funny (my SOH is quick-witted and truthful). Enjoy a bit of banter, bars, restaurants & comedy. I care but enjoy not caring. Anyway, I'm looking for some new friends. Fun, with no ties. That can come on nights out and do things together. Recently took my wild side out of the closet so I'm enjoying going out, having a good time. I Love R&B, Funky House, anything except heavy metal really! Also enjoy eating out, seeing friends, chilling indoors.
Always smiling & forever blowing kisses :-) SINGLE [ ] TAKEN [ ] WINNING! [X] Everyone says love hurts, but that isn't true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.